ARTIFACT RECOVERED // GEDIZ VALLIS ARACHNIDA
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$65.00
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$65.00
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FIELD DESIGNATION: UNVERIFIED EXTRATERRESTRIAL SPECIES
NO ORGANISM HAS BEEN RECOVERED. EXPLORATION REMAINS RESTRICTED.
The formations are radial. The symmetry is inconsistent with natural erosion. The silica filament deposits don't match anything in the geological record. Researchers proposed a provisional arachnid classification and then.. the feed cut.
[ERROR]
you werent supposed to see that.
What's in the canyon system of Gediz Vallis is either the most significant discovery in human history or the most aggressively buried one. Either way, it's on this hoodie now. 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece — oversized, dropped shoulders, no drawcord on the hood because nothing out there needs to find a loose end to pull.
The web was already there before we arrived. We just didn't know what we were looking at.
◉ CASE FILE // ARTIFACT SPECIFICATIONS
MATERIAL: 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece // warm enough for low-atmosphere operations
FIT: Relaxed unisex, dropped shoulders
HOOD: Lined pullover // no drawcord — no loose signals
POCKET: Kangaroo, front // secure your evidence
CUFFS: Ribbed sleeve // holds position
ORIGIN: ██
⚠ FIELD ADVISORY:
The interior brushed lining sheds. Avoid wearing light artifacts under dark ones and vice versa, trace material will transfer. Operatives are advised to dress accordingly.
The exploration isn't restricted because there's nothing there.
It's restricted because there is.
ARTIFACT RECOVERED // GEDIZ VALLIS ARACHNIDA
$65.00
Sale price
$65.00
Regular price
NO ORGANISM HAS BEEN RECOVERED. EXPLORATION REMAINS RESTRICTED.
The formations are radial. The symmetry is inconsistent with natural erosion. The silica filament deposits don't match anything in the geological record. Researchers proposed a provisional arachnid classification and then.. the feed cut.
[ERROR]
you werent supposed to see that.
What's in the canyon system of Gediz Vallis is either the most significant discovery in human history or the most aggressively buried one. Either way, it's on this hoodie now. 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece — oversized, dropped shoulders, no drawcord on the hood because nothing out there needs to find a loose end to pull.
The web was already there before we arrived. We just didn't know what we were looking at.
◉ CASE FILE // ARTIFACT SPECIFICATIONS
MATERIAL: 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece // warm enough for low-atmosphere operations
FIT: Relaxed unisex, dropped shoulders
HOOD: Lined pullover // no drawcord — no loose signals
POCKET: Kangaroo, front // secure your evidence
CUFFS: Ribbed sleeve // holds position
ORIGIN: ██
⚠ FIELD ADVISORY:
The interior brushed lining sheds. Avoid wearing light artifacts under dark ones and vice versa, trace material will transfer. Operatives are advised to dress accordingly.
The exploration isn't restricted because there's nothing there.
It's restricted because there is.